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I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
INDICATIONS OF Felling like MOTHER AND WOMEN
I consider my children the joy and blessing and I feel as though God gave me these girls to raise as a way of displaying His love for me. Nevertheless I still crave adult interaction. A typical night in my home involves of all three of my girls wanting to tell daddy about their day, my husband attempting to catch a moment of my time to discuss work and me having the daunting task of getting supper on the table in a well-timed manner so it doesn't get cold. This is all after a day of watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, dancing to the Veggie Tales CD 5 times back to back, and laundry, cooking, homeschooling my youngest, and entertaining a baby, 3 children, and a teenager. After five days a week following that routine it is time for me to feel like a woman again, just as much as a mom.
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5 Signs I am a mom:
1. When I get time in the car without kids, and the Veggie Tales CD is playing, I begin singing along, and I can't change the music until the song is finished.
2. I get preoccupied with the TV while cooking dinner because I want to make sure Mickey has solved his dilemma.
3. I find myself putting more attention into My Little Pony and kiddy pools and less into in fashion, food, or anything remotely close to what I enjoyed before kids.
4. Instead of reading John Grisham novels, I am checking out mystery books from the kid's section, and they are holding my interest.
5. My idea of fine dining is dining without someone complaining about their day.
5 ways I break free and feel like a woman again:
1.When alone I drive in silence or turn on my favorite music and reflect on how great God is or plan a trip for our anniversary.
2. While cooking dinner, I direct the kids outside to play so I can enjoy a nice cup of coffee in addition to preparing a great meal.
3. I take 30 min. After the childrens are in bed to do something that I seldom have time to enjoy. I make sure it is unrelated to children.
4. I spend 30 min. Every morning reading the Bible and enjoying it while my kids watch a cartoon
5. I make sure to leave the house with my husband and no children, even if it's not for dinner. There are times when we grab coffee at Starbucks and people watch.
As mom's we, all need time alone without our kids, No matter how much I love, my children I still need to take time out from being a mom and relax, rest in the Lord, and spend time with my husband.
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5 Signs I am a mom:
1. When I get time in the car without kids, and the Veggie Tales CD is playing, I begin singing along, and I can't change the music until the song is finished.
2. I get preoccupied with the TV while cooking dinner because I want to make sure Mickey has solved his dilemma.
3. I find myself putting more attention into My Little Pony and kiddy pools and less into in fashion, food, or anything remotely close to what I enjoyed before kids.
4. Instead of reading John Grisham novels, I am checking out mystery books from the kid's section, and they are holding my interest.
5. My idea of fine dining is dining without someone complaining about their day.
5 ways I break free and feel like a woman again:
1.When alone I drive in silence or turn on my favorite music and reflect on how great God is or plan a trip for our anniversary.
2. While cooking dinner, I direct the kids outside to play so I can enjoy a nice cup of coffee in addition to preparing a great meal.
3. I take 30 min. After the childrens are in bed to do something that I seldom have time to enjoy. I make sure it is unrelated to children.
4. I spend 30 min. Every morning reading the Bible and enjoying it while my kids watch a cartoon
5. I make sure to leave the house with my husband and no children, even if it's not for dinner. There are times when we grab coffee at Starbucks and people watch.
As mom's we, all need time alone without our kids, No matter how much I love, my children I still need to take time out from being a mom and relax, rest in the Lord, and spend time with my husband.
OBESITY IN AMERICA
Americans are obese. In my eyes, there are three major reasons: (1) The convenience of fast food restaurants, especially with single parents or families where both parents work full-time; (2) Safety issues which limit children's free play when parents are not around or able to look after the kids; (3) A demoralizing youth sports system which chases kids away from sports and exercise.
I can do little to curb one's appetite for fast food or change people's perceptions of safety in their neighborhood; however, a radical shift in our approach to youth sports and exercise is possible.
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Our perception of youth sports shifted in the 21st Century (or sometime near the end of the 20th Century). Once organized to provide a fun environment where kids exercised, learned new skills and developed self-confidence through accomplishment and overcoming challenges, youth sports exist today for the singular purpose of preparing athletes for scholarships and professional sports. As an individual trainer, my entire profession has been created by parent's insatiable desire to provide their kids every advantage possible to make the "A" team or the varsity or to get a scholarship. And, I am often conflicted about my role profiteering off the parent's dreams.
The over-competitive, pre-professional training models turn many kids away from sports; sports sociologist Jay Coakley reports that the best age for sports participation is twelve years old. Some believe this is natural, as teenagers find other interests, like the opposite sex, and high school teams cut and thus eliminate athletes for competitive reasons.
However, I see a problem when 6th or 7th grade marks the end of many children's organized sports involvement. When more and more children reject traditional sports for skateboarding, snowboarding, motocross, etc., I see an indictment of the status quo sports system. Even in my sport, basketball, I see the love and appreciation for the And 1 Mix Tapes as an indictment of youth basketball teams and leagues.
Because of safety concerns, among other reasons, youth sport is increasingly structured. Fewer and fewer kids play tag in the streets or pick-up basketball games at the park. Almost all activity is adult-centered. And, in a structured environment, hard work trumps fun and competition trumps learning. Children play sports initially because they are fun, they hope to play with their friends and they want to move around freely, but structured sports quickly ignore these interests and hard work, discipline and other values triumph. These values are important, and are a part of the sport, but children should not dread practice like eating broccoli or taking a pop quiz. "The object is to remove the idea that play must become work if children are to improve, so challenges replace technique practices, and drills make way for carefully structured games," (Launder, 2001).
Somehow, fun is a bad word to coaches; coaches do not want to be labeled fun. Coaches seemingly go out of their way to prove they are not fun. There is a certain sense of irresponsibility on the part of the coach if players have fun at practice, as though fun is only associated with frivolous laugh or carefree play. However, kids love challenges; few things are more rewarding, and yes more fun, than overcoming a challenge or obstacle. Learning a new move is fun; learning to throw a baseball is fun; learning to hit a golf ball is fun: when kids have fun, they immediately run to their mother or father to how them what they learned; "Look, mom, I can do a hand-stand," or "Dad, watch me make this shot." I remember playing as a kid and running in the house to make my mom come outside and watch me dribble the ball through my legs, or dribble two balls at one time. The process of learning these moves and overcoming the challenge was fun. Fun is not irresponsible, or time wasted frivolously.
When sports no longer interest children, they quit. They find something more fun to occupy their time. Sadly, many children find video games or television more fun than sports; for this, we blame lazy kids. Every coach blames lazy kids who are unwilling to work hard. I think the blame is misguided; rather than blaming eleven and twelve-year-olds, I think adults need to take more responsibility and examine why children quit in droves around twelve years old. Why do children quit playing sports, even if they are cut from a competitive team? Why aren't there recreational opportunities for children cut from high school teams? Studies show active children are more likely to stay active throughout their life than sedentary children; so, the longer children stay involved in recreational and sport activities the more likely they are to exercise throughout their lifetime. With obesity an epidemic in the country, shouldn't more be done to insure more children play, whether recreationally or competitively?
Once a person reaches adulthood, and especially if he or she does not remain active into adulthood, the gym culture beckons. Again, we structure fitness and exercise and create an environment people dread, yet feel compelled to do in order to stay healthy or improve their health. Gyms create a mindless culture, where people run on treadmills like rats in a research laboratory or lift heavy objects in order to step them down again. People exercise for health, but there is a little fun created, nor new skills learned. Some derive pleasure from meeting a personal goal, like a 6:00 mile, but mostly exercise is mind-numbing work. The attitude that exercise must be work resonates from childhood sports.
Kenyan distance runners are among the most dominant athletes in sports. However, they do not overcomplicate training; they run because they love to run. "Kenyan runners, instead of pushing themselves until they are uncomfortable, use comfort and enjoyment as the key to the success. With the enjoyment as their bottom line, performance unfolds gracefully. Loving what they do give them a built-in desire to train. Their outstanding achievements are more a side effect of enjoyment than the result of an obsession to win….when we were children; we exercised just that way…It was just a lot of fun," (Douillard, 39).
Gyms are now trying to re-create a childhood for adults. Some offer dodgeball, while other gyms use urban dance classes or spinning classes. However, the entire concept of needing a gym to get or stay in shape is a problem and one indoctrinated since childhood. In the new adult-centered, structured sports atmosphere, we constantly look to others to provide the exercise, the routine, the equipment, location, etc. Lost is the exploratory nature of sports; hopping on a bike and seeing where it takes you; playing a sport at the park; chasing the dog.
Beyond diet modification, our culture needs to re-think our approach to youth sports and adult exercise. Both need a greater emphasis on fun, learning and play; adults enjoy play too. Whether playing pick-up games with friends (connecting with real people not just email) or learning a new sport/skill like surfing or skateboarding or sailing, everyone will be a little healthier if play becomes a greater part of their lives and we resist the urge to turn all exercise into work and effort. Whether child or adult, find something you enjoy and stay active; the key is not how hard one works to stay in shape, but the consistency of effort, and one is more likely to remain consistent in the pursuit of an enjoyable activity, as opposed to a dreaded workout.
I can do little to curb one's appetite for fast food or change people's perceptions of safety in their neighborhood; however, a radical shift in our approach to youth sports and exercise is possible.
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Our perception of youth sports shifted in the 21st Century (or sometime near the end of the 20th Century). Once organized to provide a fun environment where kids exercised, learned new skills and developed self-confidence through accomplishment and overcoming challenges, youth sports exist today for the singular purpose of preparing athletes for scholarships and professional sports. As an individual trainer, my entire profession has been created by parent's insatiable desire to provide their kids every advantage possible to make the "A" team or the varsity or to get a scholarship. And, I am often conflicted about my role profiteering off the parent's dreams.
The over-competitive, pre-professional training models turn many kids away from sports; sports sociologist Jay Coakley reports that the best age for sports participation is twelve years old. Some believe this is natural, as teenagers find other interests, like the opposite sex, and high school teams cut and thus eliminate athletes for competitive reasons.
However, I see a problem when 6th or 7th grade marks the end of many children's organized sports involvement. When more and more children reject traditional sports for skateboarding, snowboarding, motocross, etc., I see an indictment of the status quo sports system. Even in my sport, basketball, I see the love and appreciation for the And 1 Mix Tapes as an indictment of youth basketball teams and leagues.
Because of safety concerns, among other reasons, youth sport is increasingly structured. Fewer and fewer kids play tag in the streets or pick-up basketball games at the park. Almost all activity is adult-centered. And, in a structured environment, hard work trumps fun and competition trumps learning. Children play sports initially because they are fun, they hope to play with their friends and they want to move around freely, but structured sports quickly ignore these interests and hard work, discipline and other values triumph. These values are important, and are a part of the sport, but children should not dread practice like eating broccoli or taking a pop quiz. "The object is to remove the idea that play must become work if children are to improve, so challenges replace technique practices, and drills make way for carefully structured games," (Launder, 2001).
Somehow, fun is a bad word to coaches; coaches do not want to be labeled fun. Coaches seemingly go out of their way to prove they are not fun. There is a certain sense of irresponsibility on the part of the coach if players have fun at practice, as though fun is only associated with frivolous laugh or carefree play. However, kids love challenges; few things are more rewarding, and yes more fun, than overcoming a challenge or obstacle. Learning a new move is fun; learning to throw a baseball is fun; learning to hit a golf ball is fun: when kids have fun, they immediately run to their mother or father to how them what they learned; "Look, mom, I can do a hand-stand," or "Dad, watch me make this shot." I remember playing as a kid and running in the house to make my mom come outside and watch me dribble the ball through my legs, or dribble two balls at one time. The process of learning these moves and overcoming the challenge was fun. Fun is not irresponsible, or time wasted frivolously.
When sports no longer interest children, they quit. They find something more fun to occupy their time. Sadly, many children find video games or television more fun than sports; for this, we blame lazy kids. Every coach blames lazy kids who are unwilling to work hard. I think the blame is misguided; rather than blaming eleven and twelve-year-olds, I think adults need to take more responsibility and examine why children quit in droves around twelve years old. Why do children quit playing sports, even if they are cut from a competitive team? Why aren't there recreational opportunities for children cut from high school teams? Studies show active children are more likely to stay active throughout their life than sedentary children; so, the longer children stay involved in recreational and sport activities the more likely they are to exercise throughout their lifetime. With obesity an epidemic in the country, shouldn't more be done to insure more children play, whether recreationally or competitively?
Once a person reaches adulthood, and especially if he or she does not remain active into adulthood, the gym culture beckons. Again, we structure fitness and exercise and create an environment people dread, yet feel compelled to do in order to stay healthy or improve their health. Gyms create a mindless culture, where people run on treadmills like rats in a research laboratory or lift heavy objects in order to step them down again. People exercise for health, but there is a little fun created, nor new skills learned. Some derive pleasure from meeting a personal goal, like a 6:00 mile, but mostly exercise is mind-numbing work. The attitude that exercise must be work resonates from childhood sports.
Kenyan distance runners are among the most dominant athletes in sports. However, they do not overcomplicate training; they run because they love to run. "Kenyan runners, instead of pushing themselves until they are uncomfortable, use comfort and enjoyment as the key to the success. With the enjoyment as their bottom line, performance unfolds gracefully. Loving what they do give them a built-in desire to train. Their outstanding achievements are more a side effect of enjoyment than the result of an obsession to win….when we were children; we exercised just that way…It was just a lot of fun," (Douillard, 39).
Gyms are now trying to re-create a childhood for adults. Some offer dodgeball, while other gyms use urban dance classes or spinning classes. However, the entire concept of needing a gym to get or stay in shape is a problem and one indoctrinated since childhood. In the new adult-centered, structured sports atmosphere, we constantly look to others to provide the exercise, the routine, the equipment, location, etc. Lost is the exploratory nature of sports; hopping on a bike and seeing where it takes you; playing a sport at the park; chasing the dog.
Beyond diet modification, our culture needs to re-think our approach to youth sports and adult exercise. Both need a greater emphasis on fun, learning and play; adults enjoy play too. Whether playing pick-up games with friends (connecting with real people not just email) or learning a new sport/skill like surfing or skateboarding or sailing, everyone will be a little healthier if play becomes a greater part of their lives and we resist the urge to turn all exercise into work and effort. Whether child or adult, find something you enjoy and stay active; the key is not how hard one works to stay in shape, but the consistency of effort, and one is more likely to remain consistent in the pursuit of an enjoyable activity, as opposed to a dreaded workout.
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